"…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?"
"HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT"
omg im gomen this stopped being funny after i had more than two hours of sleep but it’s been on my hard drive since i saw iron man 3 so i quickly finished and posted it
Ditto for the Winter Soldier. Tony, Bruce, Clint and cardboard Thor were just playing doubles ping pong or something while Shield exploded
"Hey, is that Steve falling out of that helicarrier?"
"That shit looks crazy. Hey, Thor, it’s your serve!"
" Intelligence is a very valuable thing, innit, my friend? And usually it comes far too fucking late."